The Ice Cream Man Cometh….

The Ice Cream Man drove slowly along Constitution Street, the strains of Greensleeves trailing discordantly in his wake. It was two in the morning and raining hard, but the Ice Cream Man had no need of such irrelevancies as lights or window-wipers. Truth to tell they disturbed his concentration and that was Bad For Business.

A muffled sob from the back of the van told him that they weren’t all dead yet. Never mind, they’d soon wish they were. The hunger was on him tonight, an appetite that was getting harder to satisfy by the day. Sometimes he wasn’t sure he wanted to keep up the effort. In those darker moods that seemed to take him more and more these days, he felt he could burn the world down and laugh as the flames came to claim him too.

But not tonight.

A police squad car passed by, the occupants blind and deaf to the ice cream van’s siren song; unlike the unfortunate specimens he’d caught and stacked in the back. Of course they had passed: only prey heard his call and having heard became his. It was too easy really and the boredom made him cruel. Take last night…

He smiled to himself and began to whistle tunelessly, the world beyond the windscreen, a smeared blur of light and shadow.

But the minute she woke and came to the window, face a pale oval, smooth and perfect as an egg, he knew. As he always did.

“Come on down Cathy,” he intoned solemnly through the loudspeaker. “I’ve got your favourite. Just pop some slippers on sweetheart. You don’t need money so you won’t need to disturb your dear old mammy. I’ve got a special surprise for you in the back. Best get it while it’s cold though.”

The long painted mouth sneered briefly. She’d get it alright.

The Ice Cream Man Cometh.

Little Pigs

I dreamt I was flying high above a white mountain at night. As I swooped closer I made out the glint of bone on the moonlit slopes and with that realisation I began to plummet downwards. Something big and winged was trying to catch me with its claws but my descent was too rapid. Just before I hit the broke-bone mountain, I was jerked awake by the sound of a frantic pounding on the door.

“Rose. Let me in,” shouted Rufus. “Rose! Quick!” The last word degenerated into a long drawn out shriek.

Swinging my legs wearily over the side of the bed, I shuffled like the crone I’d become to the door, pausing as I reached it. A ferocious growling and the sound of splintering wood didn’t lift my torpor. Damn Vic was good. But what the hell-

“Rose!” Somewhere out in the dark, something snarled. Given it hadn’t already attacked, I decided that whatever was stalking us wasn’t in a hurry.

“Oh Jesus,” Rufus moaned.

“Reports of Jesus’ caring side have been greatly exaggerated,” I said, flicking on the overhead light, unbolting the door and dragging Rufus inside before he had time to reply. He’d been facing the thing on the landing and fell backwards onto the floor, legs blocking the opening. Outside, something moved, a scrape of claw, a flash of fang and neon yellow eye. The beast snarled again, softly this time, confident perhaps that its supper snack wasn’t going anywhere.

“Pull your legs up,” I whispered to Rufus who didn’t respond.

Maybe he couldn’t. The tricking growl was making my hackles rise, Christ alone knew what it was doing to him. I was going to have to haul him out the way by which point the monster in the hall would have torn both our throats out. A taut silence followed by the scrape of claws, the beast was gathering itself for a final lunge. My sensitive eyes picked out the wooden remnants of the door from the neighbouring room.

Just as I was about to grab Rufus’ shoulders to pull him out the way he raised his legs and kicked it shut. I ran forward to bolt it just as the creature crashed against it, roaring with rage. A splintering sound and the top hinge looked like it was just about to fall out. My fingers, numb with whatever Vic had worked, fumbled with the bolt and a wave of dizziness threatened to evolve into a fully fledged black-out.

The door was just about to give way for good, but there was only silence beyond it. Had the thing left? I was distracted by a loud banshee screech of only to discover it was Rufus dragging a squat chest of drawers towards me evidently intent on barricading the door.

It would never hold.

Night Clubbing

Esther may have looked like your kindly neighbourhood grand-mother but she was the high priestess of a feared fringe cult and no one in their wrong mind, never mind their right, crossed her.

On the plus side, you always knew where you were with Esther. Tyson must indeed have been new. I never knew why she stooped to working in the club as their security, but then she most likely had reasons of her own. She always did. She probably didn’t get my problem with Lionel Ritchie so we were even.

“Rose,” she called after me as I walked down the corridor to the bar.

I turned.

“After tonight please don’t come here again. It wouldn’t be…wise.”

She stared after me as I walked down the stairs, the force of which I could feel as if it were a gun pressed into the middle of my back. It didn’t bode well that the boss was willing for me to come in tonight but that after that I was effectively barred.

The landing below boasted a massive oak door with a neon green snake above it, its tongue flickering in and out as the light changed. It looked overdone, ludicrous a clumsy half-assed attempt to depict a door-way to another world. Typical of satan-botherers, but different from how I remembered the place. Back then, the worst excesses of some of the clientele had been tempered presumably to widen the appeal of the club.

I took the last steps down to the landing pausing beneath the snake. The tackiness I could just about take, but something else was wrong about that door-way. I paused, staring at the frame surrounding the door. There appeared to be a coagulated darkness hanging in moving clumps around it as though it was alive with a dull hen-sick green just visible somewhere at its core. I hadn’t seen so many elementals cluster around a mere door before. They were the bacteria of the supernatural world, lying in wait for live prey to attach themselves to and infect. There was life in the club all right, but judging by the bouncer, most of it wasn’t sentient.

As though to confirm that thought, something fell from the door-jamb creating an inky pool visible even on the already dark tiled floor. But that wasn’t what bothered me. I took my glasses off to get a better view and quickly wished I hadn’t. The tell-tale phosphorescent crimson and orange of violent death lit the place up like a fun-fair; so bright I had to quickly put my glasses back in place.

I called the Deadlights and they circled me in lazy loops of white and blue lights. I took my first steps through the door and I heard a sizzle and the screech of something exiting life as it dropped from above onto them. At least I wouldn’t have a little passenger riding me for the rest of the night. But that was where the positives ended. I walked into a vast room with a high-vaulted ceiling covered in sigils of unknown origin. Pretentious, moi?

A vast mirror ball turned slowly sending light shards to the far flung corners of the room and swallowed by the light from the equally vast curved bar that dominated the far wall. It was empty but there were hidden rooms branching off from the main one, where people could talk or get up to less innocent activities. Not that there was any music playing, nor anyone to hear it judging by the empty tables around the circular dance-floor. The DJ had obviously not arrived yet. When I used to come here it was a guy called Dave who had failed to come to terms with the sad fact that he was never going to be the next Aleister Crowley. He liked German death-metal leavened, strangely enough by the odd Lionel Ritchie and Chris de Burgh tracks thrown in for the sheer hell of it. And hell it most certainly was….